Is it Me or is it Fox?
Is it me, or is there way too much drama in the NFC these days. The poster boys are the Dallas Cowboys with Tony Romo and his main squeeze, Jessica Simpson; the mouth that won't quit, Terrell Owens; the felon, Pacman Jones, and the dysfunctional owner, Jerry Jones. But there's also the New York Giants with the meeting missing, "I shot myself in the leg," Plaxico Burress, and the Philadelphia Eagles and the love me/bench me Donovan McNabb.
Now the AFC does have Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson, but he plays for the football irrelevant Cincinnati Bengals. It also has the New York Jets' Brett Favre soap opera, but this saga is a continuation of the the one that began with the NFC's Green Bay Packers.
It cannot be a coincidence that Fox is the network that broadcasts NFC games. This is the same network that brings you "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader," "America's Most Wanted," "Cops" and "Hell's Kitchen." Do you think that Rupert Murdoch's evil TV programmers are sitting in their evil workshops orchestrating reality TV plots for the NFC? Or is it just me?
Now the AFC does have Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson, but he plays for the football irrelevant Cincinnati Bengals. It also has the New York Jets' Brett Favre soap opera, but this saga is a continuation of the the one that began with the NFC's Green Bay Packers.
It cannot be a coincidence that Fox is the network that broadcasts NFC games. This is the same network that brings you "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader," "America's Most Wanted," "Cops" and "Hell's Kitchen." Do you think that Rupert Murdoch's evil TV programmers are sitting in their evil workshops orchestrating reality TV plots for the NFC? Or is it just me?


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