Regular People
I like to associate with regular people.
Most regular people are white, not that we're bigots or anything like that. Oh sure, there are some "people of color" who are regular people. but there are so many who are drug dealers or addicts and spend all there time making rap music and babies, that they have nothing in common with regular people.
Regular people speak English. The British, Australians, New Zealanders and some others speak passable English, and they sound a bit exotic, but I prefer good old American English. Some foreigners speak English, but sometimes they have a hard time getting the right words and those accents! You have to really struggle sometimes to figure out what they're saying.
Regular people are Christians. I'm not talking about the real bible thumpers, although they're alright if they don't go too far off the deep end. Jewish people are OK, but they need to stop trying to take over the world and really get over that holocaust thing. All those other religions, I have no idea what they're all about. We need to introduce them to Jesus Christ so they can become regular people.
Regular people do not belong to any of those gay, lesbian, transgendered, crossdressing or other "alternative lifestyle" groups. Although some try to label us as "heterosexual", we're simply regular, and all those others are simply queer.
Regular people like regular music. Not that classical music stuff. I'm convinced that the people who go to symphonies and operas are just trying to show off how "cultured" they are. And certainly not that rap crap. Who ever decided that was "music"? I never thought I'd be a Country music fan, but some Country artists are now the only ones making regular music.
Now, not everybody is a regular person, and that's alright. Live and let live is what I always say.
Most regular people are white, not that we're bigots or anything like that. Oh sure, there are some "people of color" who are regular people. but there are so many who are drug dealers or addicts and spend all there time making rap music and babies, that they have nothing in common with regular people.
Regular people speak English. The British, Australians, New Zealanders and some others speak passable English, and they sound a bit exotic, but I prefer good old American English. Some foreigners speak English, but sometimes they have a hard time getting the right words and those accents! You have to really struggle sometimes to figure out what they're saying.
Regular people are Christians. I'm not talking about the real bible thumpers, although they're alright if they don't go too far off the deep end. Jewish people are OK, but they need to stop trying to take over the world and really get over that holocaust thing. All those other religions, I have no idea what they're all about. We need to introduce them to Jesus Christ so they can become regular people.
Regular people do not belong to any of those gay, lesbian, transgendered, crossdressing or other "alternative lifestyle" groups. Although some try to label us as "heterosexual", we're simply regular, and all those others are simply queer.
Regular people like regular music. Not that classical music stuff. I'm convinced that the people who go to symphonies and operas are just trying to show off how "cultured" they are. And certainly not that rap crap. Who ever decided that was "music"? I never thought I'd be a Country music fan, but some Country artists are now the only ones making regular music.
Now, not everybody is a regular person, and that's alright. Live and let live is what I always say.
posted by Crotchety Old Fart at 4:43 PM
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